Face Ache, Sound Dirty, General, Christmas Card, 130x235mm
£8.00- From the Range Face Ache
- Celebrate Christmas with a Card from the creative team at Emotional Rescue
- The Card verse reads I'm going to have a handful of 'NUTS'. You've still got a BIT on your CHIN! How long will it take after you STICK IT IN? Fancy some STUFFING? IF I DON'T UNDO MY PANTS I'LL BURST! Tying the LEGS TOGETHER keeps all the MOISTURE INSIDE. Would you like a bit of BREAST? I hope his sack is BULGING this year! You can't tell these days if it's artificial or real. It's a little DRY, do you still want to EAT IT? Don't you do a terrific spread. Merry Christmas
- This card is 130x235mm
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